ORIGINAL LETTER TO GOD

Lord, can you tell this chief to return the old man expired fish?

Dear Father:

I have heard that of late, there has been some ongoing battle between the sleepy old man who wants to replace the old lady at the Castle and a mouthy little rascal chief at the Traditional Council.

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Lord, da the only family da know book in this village?

Dear Father:

I know some people will say I am small in my thinking and there is no law in our oracle that says that the Old Lady or any other person seated in our village Castle can't give job to an entire family or take 6 people from one small village or three brothers to serve in the kitchen staff at the very senior levels too during the same period.

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Lord, how can they distance themselves?

Dear Father:
You know, of late it is becoming very common in our village for chiefs from the Traditional Council and others like them to always distance themselves from our village establishment. More often, they blamed all of their combine failures on the head of the Old Lady.

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Lord, I am an advocate too

Dear Father:

There is a maxim that tyrants make fools heroes. But over time in our village Father, I have come to realize that even cowards do make fools heroes. In fact, being a kind of super hero too is very easy here.

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Lord, what kina people are we?

Dear Father:

You know, I am the type that is very difficult to frown at my kids whenever it comes to disciplining them-no matter how hard I try to do it in anger. So in order to make them feel that I am serious, I would often fake the frown.

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Lord, are we safe?

Dear Father:

Huh, the one that happening here now, I don't know what to say oo. Just the other day they say one big man went for boat ride with his friends and he felt off the boat, just to find his body the next day. Can you imagine this Father?

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Lord, are these guys for real?

Dear Father:

You know, people often say that politics make strange bed fellows, but what they don't add is that politics can make grown men and women sometimes behave like kids. It makes very responsible people talk dirty. They talk at one point as if there is no tomorrow. And they go about not knowing their ratings in society has dropped.

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Lord, have they not seen the signs yet?

Dear Father:

Hahaha, oooh, hahaha! So what the Rooster and the Handshakes up to now? Haven't they seen the signs in the backyard of the Oldman they have anointed to captain them? Haven't they seen how he has recorded two prominent disasters? So, this story my step dad used to tell me is true?

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Lord, is this assertion really true?

Dear Father:

You know, the other day I was sitting in a gathering with a couple of friends discussing several issues which affect our day to day activities here as town criers in this village. At that meeting, we all raised several burning issues, but there was one friend in that gathering who spoke and his point strikes me because it sums up the problems , which solution we were seeking.

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Lord, "They Say" is a serious problem in this our village

Dear Father:

You know when I came from Charlie Land about 10 years ago, I had the opportunity to meet with the man that was representing Charlie Land in our village at the time. In fact, it was even a "They Say that prompted me to go there to clarify some things.

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