ORIGINAL LETTER TO GOD

Lord, If chieftaincy is giving this man hard time, then that President job he able?

Dear Father:
I say wonders shall never end for true ya. So our man, the Footballer says to be a Chief at the Traditional Council is not an easy job  ehn?  Hmmmmm, so if to be chief for just a small area in our village is a very difficult task for him, then what will he say about the entire village that he has been fighting tooth and nails to  become  the Oga proper?

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Lord, will we be safe after the Blue Helmets?

Dear Father:
Believe it or not I am very scare right now. The way I saw that beer bottle mark cracking on that poor girl head like they do in Hollywood show, I am scare already.

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Lord, this Chief has a point

Dear Father:

Huh, you know, these few days I have been doing some eavesdropping at the Traditional Council where a chief there is trying to fight a one man war.

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Lord, that's what happens when unprepared minds rule the village

Dear Father:

You know, the other day I stood at the door of our newsroom and saw our town criers trying to restage how some of our chiefs at the Traditional Council comport themselves when dealing with members of the Old Lady's kitchen staff.

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Lord, allow name in peace

Dear Father:

It was just few weeks ago when my brother and I did a little racing after the SKD Boulevard traffic light. It was an interesting experience as we both laughed and exchanged greetings. It had been long. Yes it had been.

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Lord, They just done care

Dear Father:
You know, the other day one of my former bosses from Charlie Land called me up. He had been following some of the news about how our village big, big people have been dividing our village cake and asked me if our chiefs were going to do something about it.

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Lord, Government job sweet ooh

Dear Father: 

I say government job sweet ooh! I see while since some papy them graduated from our Hill of Learning, the only job they have known throughout their lives is government job. No wonder, when they are sacked from government jobs they look so poor like they have never handle one brown cent before.

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Lord, the chiefs are still waiting for the Old Lady?

Dear Father:

I say fun shall never finish ya. So you want to tell me by 10:30 PM Thursday night the Chiefs from the lower end of the Traditional Council were still waiting for the Old Lady to appear before them?

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Lord, this Old Lady and her children like hard joke eh?

Dear Father:

Hmmm, these people funny ya. You na get one public bicycle to ply the side walk, then you say you want to regulate the people old, old taxis? So why if the people get angry and pack their old taxis, don't you think you are bringing trouble over your own head?

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Lord, what is wrong with my village people?

Dear Father:

You know for a second there, I thought Ebola was the only big sickness we had in our village without cure, but now I realized that I have been wrong all this while- Ignorance is the most dangerous disease affecting us in this village-not even AIDS or Tuberculoses.

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