Letter to God: Lord, Ley Papay moh wake up again

Dear Father:

Ley Papay moh bear gee again? Him say, him na dedicating no hand pump again-our village na pass hand pump place.

Bor wait ooh, da who make ley Oldman vex so?

Father, ehn da that orlor conned man who come make ley Oldman drive from here for 10 hours just to go dedicate one small kenen, kene hand pump in one lay village.

And ever since thing, ley Papay too ya, him can really hurl-lay oh.

Bor da small thing. Ley man go make ley Oldman drive way to da far place jus to show him that kene kene thin. And they say what make ley Oldman vex more is ley way ley man lied through him teeth.

Da small money ley man moh call again-ley man say da small thing cost hundreds of thousands of Unlce Sam’s money.

You joking!

Yes, ooh, Father. They say da ley one really made ley Oldman vex. Bor him jus decided to let da one slide. They say da why after all those times, him come bring it back in him speech to warn him. So, if him know, him know.

So, this Oldman know that him people can just be pushing him around some funny, funny project them ehn.

Father, him know ooh. Bor, we don’t know why him jus allowing them to be doing some funny, funny thing them around here.

Just imaging your man saying ley amount him spent on that thing that can’t ever water one person farm, before you say a town.

Bor da it na Gowerment job sweet.

Father, da na lie ooh, da small free money ley people can be eating. And ley people them who can be doing ley hard, hard part can see ley money sef.

Anyway, Father, leh talk so, and talk so oo. Ehn da ley same Oldman who said he can even ride wheelbarrow to work. Have you seen him latest convoy ley entire village talking about?

Aaah, they say one of him car price can buy medicine for 5 clinics in a town for 6 years and take care of 20 village schools for 5 years.

You joking my son!

Father, da na joke oo. Ley Oldman car can even go to war front and all. They say, it can even deter bomb.
Wait oo, your still fighting war in your village?

Father, da ley question everybody asking here oo. So, tell me na,ley man who say him can even ride wheelbarrow to work can go buy ley most expensive car ever for our village Chief in Chief, then da him will hold him word?

Ehn da bad ley village people go do. We here, we moving.