Yeah-o, men! Da me say so. I say there’s no trophy in this too much woman business. Eating all the girls in your school will not give you any trophy. Eating all the girls in your church will not give you any trophy. Eating all the girls in your community will not make you win any trophy. Eating all the girls at your workplace will not earn you any trophy. No trophy inside. So, don’t be stupid, men!
Don’t break your poor back for nothing. If you want to rock those girls as if you graduated from a rocking school, you’re just killing yourself for nothing. If they tell you during the action, “Yeah, I’m really enjoying you, honey,” they are simply telling you to kill yourself so that they can stay here and find another man who will also kill himself on this same stupid thing.
Men, do you really know why women live longer than men? You better stop treating your poor body as if you would win a gold medal for eating all the girls in this place and for rocking them for long hours? You stupid?
Saying “I will eat them bad way” actually means “I will destroy myself bad way.” You will never win any trophy in this woman business. Even if you decided to eat the beautiful girls in each of Liberia’s fifteen counties, starting with Montserrado and extending the eating to Grand Bassa, Sinoe, Maryland, Grand Cape Mount, Lofa, Bong, Bomi, Rivercess, River Gee, Gbarpolu, Nimba, Grand Gedeh, Margibi and Grand Kru, you would still not receive any trophy in this woman business.
Even if you chose to eat the beautiful girls in each of Liberia’s sixteen major ethnic groups, beginning with the Lorma girls and extending the eating to the Bassa, Kissi, Kpelle, Gio, Mano, Dey, Gola, Mandingo, Grebo, Krahn, Kru, Via, Gbandi, Mendi and others, you would just be suffering yourself – I mean, killing yourself. No trophy. What’s in this that you can’t understand, stupid men?
And if you thought that by making your eating inclusive – eating black girls, while girls, yellow girls and all other colors imaginable – would cause you to win a trophy, you would be lying to yourself. There is no trophy inside this woman business.
You may even eat short girls, eat tall girls, eat fat girls, eat slim girls, eat round girls, eat black girls, eat bright girls, eat light-skinned girls, or you may eat girls with big butt, girls with flat or small butt, girls with big breasts, girls with small breasts, girls with long hair, girls with short hair, girls wearing trousers, girls wearing skirts, girls wearing dresses, girls wearing lappas, and so forth, you will still win no trophy. There is no trophy in this woman business. Stop killing yourself, stupid men.
As long as you stupid men refuse to learn this simple fact – that there is not trophy inside this woman business – you continue to kill yourself before time, and women will always continue to live longer than you stupid men. Da me say so. You like it, jacko; you na like it, Jack-o’-Lantern.
To be continued…
Seriously, my people, aren’t these points to ponder?