Letter to God: Lord, the banking pepo na talk this money palava now?

Dear Father:

So, de Banking Pepo na talk this one money palava na, becus somer us tiya waiting oo. We wan know how much wor really inside da account. Yes, oo.  This thin here we mom know who talking de truth becus it too much na.

My son da whatin too much na?

Oh Father, you na hear de one da happening in our village here? The Kountry Giant and him pepo say they left Uncle Sam Money 40 million in our village coffers, but de Papay say only 20 million wor inside. Da de Palava de Chiefs at de Traditional Council still talking inside there and we paa, we outside here waiting for them.

You say whatin?

Father, da it we on here so, since last week, we sitting down here waiting. I na know da de new thin they na star in our village every time new Preeden come in the chair them will say no money in our village saving box. Today we mom know.

Da Fire!

You mom say. They think, becus they say our village pepo can lee everythin with God, da this one-kpoo. The pepo from the Bank mom talk and if they try tio hide some-hayaka da fire will bliss for them.

You joking my son!

Father, da na joking thin bisnay here we mom know de truth. Da their politic they mom go play it with their votes na our money.

Bor I ehn they say de pepo from de Bank fini talking?

Father, they fini bor the Chiefs say they will still look inside the matter goog, good. Bor one thing da the pepo from de Bank clear is da they say, they na tell de Kountry Gaint and de Papay anything. They say da de pepo from de our Village Money House they can tell how much we geh in our box, eh hen. So, da they ley one na going around.

Bor you na trust de pepo?

Ehn! I stupid, buggerboy eating my brain. De pepo them who can bye pass their respect and come bolor with their disgrace da de one them I mom trust-awa, old and new sef I na go trust them. Yu mean with these plenty small, small lay girl them passing around here, I mom come trust those pepo with money, de papay sef ya. Eh de pepo from de Bank say they will come back next week or so, we waiting.

Anyway, so yor Papay fini appointing him pepo them na?

Where side, de way somer them skeleton coming outside leh da, it na fund. Da wah I can always say, when you know yor background na correct don’t put yor hand in de pepo thin or else, they will disgrace you soon morning leh de breese da can come from behind de chicken.

I hear de Old Man even thinking about changing him mind on plenty pepo, him want put different pepo there.

I hear they say him wan change de man he put in front of himroad bisnay and de one who suppose to be him goworment layer?

Father, da de thin I hear oo. They say da one orlor man who been fixing road in Uncle Sam village de Papay wan bring oo. They say de man wor inside de Papay “Black Book”, bor some conned man them take him name from there.

You joking, this really happened?

Father, this our village here plenty thing can happen oo. They say right na sef, somer de people them who been dancing around here after their name them wor put on Facebook are taking drips right na after they heard that the Old Man is having some mind change.

Hmm, my son.

Father, it na easy oo, Goworment job bisnay inside this our village here it na yorleh oo. Anyway, we watching jus how we waiting to here de truth about our village money bisnay.