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The Importance of Everything – Part I

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Everything has its importance or use in life. Condoms have their importance or uses in life. Breasts have their importance or uses in life. Socks have their importance or uses in life. Panties have their importance or uses in life.  Bras have their importance or uses in life. I tell you the truth – we all have our importance or uses in life. Da lie my, people?

I say everything has its importance and uses in life. Da true I talking so, my people. Lips has its importance and uses in life, too. Whether you know it or not is not my business. You able lips? You know what lips can do? You only need to discover what they can do.

Tongue has its importance and uses in life, too. See tongue in action. You able tongue, my people? Tongue is one of the friskiest body parts ever. You know what tongue can do? You know where tongue can go? You able the kind of styles tongue can play. You better recognize tongue’s importance and discover its many uses. Look, tongue is frisky and flexible. Da na fi-yah coming’ from my mou’h. Whether you know it or not is not my business.

Fingers have their importance and uses, too. You able fingers, those stupid long things that are quick and ready to go here and there? You able fingers, especially middle fingers? Fingers have their importance and uses. Don’t you doubt it! Ask Prince; he will lecture you. Ask my friend Sam; he will give you the biological and physiological importance and uses of fingers. Just talk with Esmone; he will tell you more about the importance and uses of fingers. All around us are fingerists – people who professionally know the importance of fingers and how to make use of them. Da my own word there-o, but you know what I mean-o. Ask the fingerists.

Da me say so, my people. I say everything has its importance and uses. Butt has its importance and uses, too. What? You able butt? I fee sorry for any one who does not know the importance and uses of butt. Butt? Wow! You know what butt can do, whether it is in clothes or on its own? Haven’t you really discovered the friskiness and the rockability and the destructibility and confusability and the jerkability and the many activities of butt? Ask Christine; ask Elizabeth; ask Paleh; ask Esther; ask Marie; ask me – I mean, my friend Fred.

Just talk with any buttologists you know. A buttologist is a man who has spent almost all his adult life studying and appreciating the importance and uses of butt. Buttologist is my own word-o, but you know what I mean. Some of them virtually run behind butt when they see it in the street. Ask Amos. Ask Jacob. Ask Sam. Ask Prince. Ask Pastor Emmanuel. Da their area. Yeah, da me say so. My mou’h na scared seh. Oh, butt! How great thou art!

To be continued…
Seriously, my people, aren’t these points to ponder?

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