Lord, Let them leave us with your US30M story mehn

Dear Father:

Some conmen them really geh dry face for true ya. So, you wan tell us da some strangers just out of de blue skies came and offered you 30 million of Uncle Sam’s money and you say, you just turned your blind eye to it, puaah. You weh leh money and power bad way leh da. Wait na de Old man had you under some kina spell!

For a second there, even my grandma Solace sef will na have believed da your orlor stori, stori. You better find somewhere to go sit down and shell your crocodile tears and stop disturbing us with your “Kweku Annasee” story.

Bor wait oo, you, yourself too ya, you expect da Old man who leh him tradition bisnay leh da to choose you as him running mate? Loka aye, cat really lick your face oo. So, da power na you want?

You better find something to do! You were playing de Old man, and de Old man wor also playing you too. The Old man na come on top na, den you wan us to feel sorry for you, with your 30 million “Kweku Annasee” story-lala. You better go and sit down with your papy somewhere else! It look leh your dry face na from round here ehn.

Da who my son telling to go sit down again my people?

Father, da na dis orlor conman, who here telling us how some strangers came out of the blue skies to offer him 30 million Uncle Sam’s money and he allowed one eighty-year old papy to cajole him. You better stop looking at my face.

If de Old man na mean you with him vice running mate job and it hurting you, you better find different thing to say why you shell your crocodile tears. You think de Old man na know who to make him vice running mate and you come sit down there saying how you say, you na wan 30 million-complete vlah. You better tell your papy so your can find somewhere else to carry your level.

Hahaha, lol, I begging ya. So, where you think they can go right now?

Father, de way they na spoiled everywhere right now. I think de man and him papy only geh one option na oo-de Footballer camp.

You mean de Country Giant?

Yes, Father. Bor where else can they go? They can’t go to Taxi Driver, becus him papy can’t even stand him. Ehn, da de man papay and de Old man connived, they wanted Taxi Driver to rot in jail. SO noway, they will be able to go around him, since their relationship with de Old man na chakla beyond repair.

As for my Lawyer friend par, He na even want to hear de name. He say anybody who wor friend to Old rebel cannot even come near him. So, de only hope they geh right na, da de Country Giant.

They will stay long inside. You na know politics, you wan play with Old man leh da. You only know cheap propaganda, and geh Kapagee, da na politics. The Old man played real politics with you and your papy-your will respect the Old man ba. 

For de Country Giant, de man wan chop second round so, anybody who come, he willing to take de person. He na care where you come from and what you did there. De only thing, he will na dash you with job.

The bad news is da, de Country Giant already fini drawing him line. You can’t even come near him. So, just be going around with regret and your 30 million story.