ORIGINAL LETTER TO GOD
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Lord, who are the new passengers in the Paramount Chief’s convoy?
Dear Father: Have you noticed that of late there are some strange passengers in the convoy of the Paramount Chief’…
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Lord, monkey thought he was a man, till a fine shot brought him down
Dear Father: Uh, you know, I have often said here and again that I love to watch movies, especially Hollywood…
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Lord, will he really fight corruption in our village
Dear Father: They say you can tell a man’s thought from the way he dresses-or his thought pattern from the…
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Lord, they say town trap is not for rat alone
Dear Father: The old people say town trap is not for rat alone. When you set the trap in the…
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Lord, he who runs away, lives to fight another day
Dear Father:I know what they are all thinking right now. They think I am a scare coward-right? They think I…
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Lord, even the city cannot hide the ugliness of the baboon
Dear Father:Hahaha, ooh, hahaha! Father have you heard the news? They say the Footballer Camp na suspend some of its…
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Lord, all their dirty secrets shall come to light
Dear Father:Hmmm, we are here. Ehn all their dirty secrets coming outside small, small. The Good Old Book can’t lie.…
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Lord, let them leave the Footballer alone ya
Dear Father: I say drama can’t finish ya. So they say one little side squeeze of the Footballer is now…
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Lord, they say the liar can say my witness is dead!
Dear Father: The old people can say, the person who can tell lie can say my witness is dead but…
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Lord, can you tell this chief to return the old man expired fish?
Dear Father: I have heard that of late, there has been some ongoing battle between the sleepy old man who…
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